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October 30th, 2006…

Oh, Pooh

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Official statements we never thought we’d have to issue:

We do not manufacture teddy bears. Not here. Not in China. Never have. Never will.

We do not manufacture tissues. Not here. Not in China. Never have. Never will.

We do not manufacture garden hose, pixie wings, dimmer switches or turpentine.

We do make a pretty fair Margarita. Excuse us while we go have three.  

 

Filed by: Corporate Communications

Posted in: Alticor, Amway, Michigan Governor's Race, Michigan

2 Responses to “Oh, Pooh”

  1. doubter Says:

    So where did they buy it? Pretty clearly at a partner store. So instead of sarcasm, go find the store and put out the facts! Since there is only sarcasm instead of facts to dispute their claim, it leaves one to wonder if maybe the claim is true…. SO POST THE FACTS!!!! (but also keep the sarcasm!)

  2. Administrator Says:

    Ask and ye shall receive. The Lansing State Journal’s election blog carries the facts you seek, as well as some more sarcasm for your reading pleasure:

    Alticor responds to Granholm campaign
    http://noise.typepad.com/election_countdown/2006/11/alticor_respond.html

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